Uncle Jim,
This is Charlie. Mama says she doesn’t think you actually have ever used the internet, but I’m hoping someone out there passes this along to you. I need some help with a hairy situation, and Mama says you’re the man to see. I know there’s some rule (not sure who made it up) about waiting until you’re a year old for your first haircut, but I seriously don’t think I can wait that long. Mama and Daddy keep referencing something about “business in the front, and party in the back”…they won’t tell me what that means, they just start laughing uncontrollably, and I don’t get the joke. I’ve attached pictures below so that maybe you can figure out what they mean, also so you can make a plan of attack to get me perfectly coiffed. I’m planning on being in town this weekend, do you think you can fit me? If not, Daddy keeps saying that he’s going to give me a little snip-snip…but I don’t think so – no way am I letting the man who spilt a full glass of sweet tea on me at the restaurant the other weekend anywhere near me with a pair of scissors…the tea was enough trauma for my short nine-and-a-half months so far.
Take a look below, and let me know what you think….
Love, your great-great nephew – Charlie
Business in the front
Party in the back
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